Man the fuck up.

“Forgive. Sounds good.
Forget. I’m not sure I could.
They say time heals everything. But I’m still waiting.”

Yo, Fucktard:

I really don’t know what else to say to you anymore. Your “woe is me” routine is beyond tiring. Poor Dee had a shitty childhood. Poor Dee had to sit alone in the cafeteria. Poor Dee’s wife was a bitch. Man the fuck up already and stop being such a fucking whiney assed bitch. Newsflash – a lot of other people have it much worse, and have had it, much worse than you. Stop blaming society for your faults. Imagine this - sometimes owning a mistake is the right thing to do.

I’m tired of being verbally battered by you because your girlfriend isn’t blowing you. And a special shout out to her – if ANY man called me “stupid” he wouldn’t have balls anymore. But then again, maybe he’s on to something there. I can assure you though, that man you’re waking up beside would have never, ever, disrespected me like that. If he had, he would be sleeping with the dogs. Although, sleeping with the dogs might be an improvement over sharing a bed with you - so nevermind. Just keep your lovers’ quarrels away from my kids.

And back to you Fucktard. How about not asking my friends to tag you in my pictures on facebook? You don’t need to be nosey, it serves you no purpose. Just rest assured that I’m much happier without you in those pics. I can also promise you that you won’t find any juicy “what’s amy up to” in said pics. If you want the sordid details you won’t find them on a public website. But you can bet your blonde, happy ass, that I’m having a ball. Without you.

Much love to you and the “stupid” cunthole,
Me